A pastor with bodyguards. Wow. I mean, we had the guy try to board the Popemobile yesterday, but that's an order of magnitude of difference. And please tell me you're kidding about enforced tithing. Please?

Kilochurch is my word for a church that's way bigger than I'd want to attend, but not yet in the 5-figure Sunday service attendance range. Southland Christian Church here has something like 12-15 thousand attendees, and the building runs more than a quarter-mile in length. Scares me to death.