Tale of the Goat

[tracker7]

My father is a truck driver, and he and Mom sure do love their coffee. I should have the stuff running through my veins, but I've never gone for it. Tegyrius last week picked up a small coffeepot for office use, but it's been in the kitchen instead. So, last night, I tried a small pot. I am developing a taste for it. I can feel no joy today, as I am plotting the death of my best friend.

The prey is clever, and usually armed. I must exercise extreme caution.

In other dramatic developments, I managed 10 situps and 10 pushups this morning. My arms hurt.

Comments

[kinepela.livejournal.com]

lemme know if you sell tickets to that event. i would SO watch.

Deliberately obtuse

[tracker7.livejournal.com]

Trust me, hon, seeing me doing pushups isn't worth your time or money.

That is what you meant, right?

Re: Deliberately obtuse

[kinepela.livejournal.com]

but of course it was! and hey, if it's my money, and i say it's worth my time and money, then it is damnit!

*smirks*

[tegyrius]

It's a taste that has to be developed like calluses, I think. If you hurt yourself enough, you'll grow somewhat immune to the negative effects.