Horses, and a horse’s ass

Today is the first Saturday in May, and that means the Kentucky Derby.

145th Derby, and the first time a winner was disqualified - fast horsey got out of its lane and that’s a no-no.

Matt Bevin, the most unpopular governor in the nation, was loudly booed during the trophy presentation, and immediately hopped on his phone to, I don’t know, block the entire state on Twitter or something.