An Apology

[tracker7]

To:  Andy's eyes, his soul, his ears, his television, DVR, and sound system
From:  Andy's brain

I'm sorry.  I really am.  I'm sorry I made you guys suffer through Ultraviolet.  If it helps any, I think we do now have a benchmark for bad.

Comments

[maxsilver.livejournal.com]

As terrible as that movie was ("Did the crew just leave ten minutes ago and leave the cameras running?"), it's still fine art compared to Bloodrayne.

[tragical-mirth.livejournal.com]

I don't want to see either of those ever. I tried to start Ultraviolet once and gave up. I just watched all of Transformers, though. I feel like I've paid my dues.

[tracker7.livejournal.com]

Whew, yeah. Uwe Boll. *shudders*

[tegyrius]

Wait, you found something worse than Stealth?

[tracker7.livejournal.com]

For all of its awfulness, Stealth had neat looking airplanes (and a zeppelin!). Ultraviolet had ... Buick LeSabre police cars.

[johnnyampersand.livejournal.com]

Ultraviolet was SO BAD. It was a grim struggle of endurance to make it through the end. If it hadn't been for the support of my wife and cousin, I don't think I could have made it.

[tracker7.livejournal.com]

It truly is one of those movies that lessens the entire world, just by its existence.

[pastoralice.livejournal.com]

And by support, he means they fell asleep in the middle of scathing remarks about the movie's quality.