Anniversaries

[tracker7]

Running this weekend:  another Dead Cat Ad!  That's right, friends.  It's been two years since Patches the Wonderkitty shuffled off her mortal coil, leaving Mommy English all alone.

Comments

[elalyr.livejournal.com]

I begin to think you were right that Patches may have expired just to get away from Mommy's smothering devotion.

[tracker7.livejournal.com]

This ad reminds Patches that Mommy has another kitty now, but it's just not the same.

This woman is, based on her hideous poetry, actively looking forward to death so she can be reunited with her dead cat.

[tegyrius]

Still got that wood chipper?

[tracker7.livejournal.com]

I'm sure I could rent one.

But the craziness is too entertaining to not keep around.

[spoe.livejournal.com]

This ad reminds Patches that Mommy has another kitty now, but it's just not the same.

So, when to we get the second round of these rotating ads, bemoaning the loss of the new kitty?

[tegyrius]

Man, you can't swing a dead cat without... no, wait.

[tracker7.livejournal.com]

Without hitting a grieving kitty-momma?

[tegyrius]

Man, the pigs took my p--

No.

[tracker7.livejournal.com]

Fake pearls before real swine there, man.

[confusiontempst.livejournal.com]

Tangency?

If not, where DID you come from? Not that I mind, I just like to know these things.

[tracker7.livejournal.com]

Tangency, yep. Bipolar Bear's thread.