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May. 19th, 2010 01:16 pmMy desk phone rings and I answer, greeting the caller with "[Employer's name] advertising, how may I help you?" and she responds, "No, I don't think I want advertising, I need to place an ad for a garage sale."
Monday Night
May. 18th, 2010 12:49 amSo I'm at a karaoke bar for a friend's birthday party and a guy's doing a passable rendition of "Love Hurts" and I look over and see this pretty black girl sitting by herself at a table starting to tear up and I think to myself "Oh, T7, you are entirely too sober for this."
